You Might Be A 69'er If
- 17. Ever heard the group Funky Muthers
- 16. You remember what the inside of phase 1 looked like
- 15. You know Lydia the ghost
- 14. County is ouside and your drinking inside
- 13. You were ID'ed by Lydia and not let in
- 12. You had a conversation with Gumby and understood him
- 11. You left your car in the parking lot over night
- 10. Your friends call the club phone before they call your cell
- 9. Your Boobs are pictured on the wall
- 8. You been barred and let back in
- 7. You think buffet means eating all the jello shots
- 6. Held your wedding reception at the club
- 5. Candy's laugh does not bother you
- 4. You think a late night supper is Subways
- 3. The DJ's have ever taken you home
- 2. You think the club opens at 1:30am
- 1. Ellie has ever reffered to you as a little bastard